YO MOMMA JOKES
yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld
yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she has intimate relationship, she has to give directions.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!””
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street