World Marching Girl

Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honor at the World Marching Girl
and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.
Hilary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she said, ” Well honey,
what are you smiling at?”
Bill replied, “Honey, if I had another inch, I’d be pretty popular amongst
them Marching Girls.”

A big smile came across Hilary’s face. Bill said, “What are you smiling
about?”
Hilary replied, “Bill, if you had one inch less, you’d be out there marching
with them.”