What Women Say/What Women Mean

What women say… …What they mean…

Can’t we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.

I just need some space …without you in it

Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do
it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? We haven’t had a fight in a while

No, pizza’s fine Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boy-
friend now

I don’t know; what do you want to I can’t believe that you have
do? nothing planned

Come here My puppy does this too

I like you but… I don’t like you

You never listen You never listen

We’re moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend

I’ll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with

I’m just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make
fun of you and your freinds

There’s no one else I am doing your brother

Size doesn’t count… unless I want an orgasm