We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.
A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, “We’re ruined, all the money’s gone and there’s no flour for bread!”
His daughter says, “No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what.”
The farmer said, “You’re a good girl, but if your mamma was here –
she could have saved the sack of flour as well!”