We’re Rangers!

True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer approached her car, she asked innocently, “Gee, officer, did you pull me over to give me a ticket to the policemen’s ball?”

To that, he replied, “No ma’am. We’re Rangers! We don’t have any balls!” He continued to write down some information.

After about a half a minute, the ranger looked up, turned red, and muttered, “Never mind.” He closed his ticket book, got in his car, and drove off – no ticket was issued.