Wash those twice

Men and women translate things totally differently.

When a woman comes up to a man and says, “I’m not wearing any underwear”,

The man is thinking, “Alright! Might get lucky tonight!”

But, if a man comes up to a woman and says, “I’m not wearing any underwear,”

The woman is thinking “Good Lord! I have to wash those pants TWICE!”

Submitted by Admin
Edited by Curtis