Unevenly Blessed

three nuns were talking. the first nun said “i was cleaning the fathers room
the other day and do you know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines”
“what did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“well, of course i threw them in the trash”
the second nun said, �well, i can top that. i was in fathers room putting away
the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms”
“oh my” gasped the other nuns. “what did you do?” they asked.
“i poked holes in all of them” she replied.
the third nun said, “oh s***.”