Toughest and roughest hooker!

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came
down
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
“I’m
lookin’ for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the
Yukon,”
he said to the bartender. “We got her” replied the bartender.
“She’s
upstairs in the second room on the right.”

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the
hooker
and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs,
kicked
the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, “I’m
looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the
Yukon.” The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said,
“You found her!”

Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. “How
do you know I want that position first?” asked the miner. “I
don’t,” replied the hooker, “but I thought you might want to
open those beers first.”