Top Ten Reasons for being Indian

1. Large choice of languages

2. Fleshy actresses

3. Taj Mahal

4. Chicken Tikka Massala

5. Can model volatility and money at risk in 7 computer languages

6. Can communicate chiefly with head movements

7. A Patel is never lonely in the phone book

8. Kapil Dev

9. Keep saying “please” meaning it

10. 6 spicy papadums, pickles and a Kingfisher