Top 10 reasons for being German

1. You have to fill in at least ten application forms to get the formayou really wanted at any government institution.2. Being a notorious tree-hugger, you can make every Americanenvironmentalist look like some back-door ecology pig.3. You belong to the only people on the world that lets its dailypolicy be influenced by the deeds of some madman some sixty years ago.4. No matter what you do, the international press will either call youa warmonger, a Nazi or a wanna-be-Napoleon.5. good beer6. good food7. Tradition (not to be confused with that blood-and-honour-crap theNazis believed in)8. Autobahnen (motorways) without speed limit9. Mercedes10. In-built sense of pacifism (true !)