Top 10 answers by men to dumb questions
1.No we can’t be friends, i just want you for intimate relationship.
2.The dress doesn’t make you look fat, itï¿½s all that f****** ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3.You’ve got no chance of me calling you.
4.No, i won’t be gentle.
5.Of course you have to swallow.
6.Well yes actually, i do this all the time.
7.I hate your f****** friends.
8.I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you
9.I’d rather watch a porno.
10.Eat it??? it took me ten pints to get up the courage to f***.