Three indians and a chi
There was once 3 indians and a chief. the chief told the indians to go hunting a couple minutes later the first indian comes back with a deer. The chief said, “how did you get that deer?”. The indian said, “Me see track me follow track me shoot deer”. Then the 2nd indian comes back with a bear. the chief asked him how he got the bear. the indian said, “Me see track me follow track me shoot bear.” A couple hours later the third indian comes back all bruised up and bleeding. The chief asked, “What happened to you”? The indian said me see track me follow track me get hit by a train.