I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness”, but it doesn’t work.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

What is mind? No matter What is matter? Never mind.

“MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.”

The average woman would have rather beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.

A professeur is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

“He’s just a politician trying to save both his faces …”

A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Nihilism should commence with oneself.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

It’s lucky you’re going so slowly, because you’re going in the wrong direction.