The Top 13 Afterschool Specials for the 90s

13. Michel’s E-Mail Joke, and His Subsequent Visit from the Secret Service

12. Larry Learns About Leather

11. My Dad is a Fifty-Year-Old Hippie, and I Want Some Discipline

10. It’s a Mall World After All

9. RJ Reynolds Presents: A Teenager’s Guide to the Dangerous, Grown-Up, and Really Cool World of Smoking

8. I Can Stop Anytime I Want: My Personal Beanie Baby Hell

7. Look Before Crossdressing

6. The Littlest Testicle

5. Binge and Purge: A Junior High Girl’s Guide to Staying Skinny

4. If You Cant Stand the Infection, Don’t Get Your Nipple Pierced

3. Eschew the Powder, Zebedee: An Amish Drug Tragedy

2. Yikes! My Boobs are Growing!

1. Your Internet Friend, Billy, Who Wants You to Take a Bus to Miami By Yourself, Probably Isn’t Really 10 Years Old Like You