The Perfect Day (according to him and her)

The perfect day according to HER:

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend’s/husband’s ex – notice she’s gained
30 lbs.
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The perfect day according to HIM:

10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral intimate relationship
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big
hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral intimate relationship
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral intimate relationship
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla intimate relationship
11:10 Sleep