The magic mirror

Legend has it that in the ladies room in a bar in New York there is a mirror that if you tell the truth in front of it you are granted one wish but if you tell a lie you are swallowed up by the mirror.

One day a ginger walked in and she was alright looking and said
“i think i am the most beatiful girl alive”” and poof she was swallowed up.

The a fat brunette walked in and said
“”I think i am the most intimate relationshipiest woman in the world””and poof she was gone.

The in walked a blond and she said to the mirror
“”I think….. and poof she was gone.