The Gorilla Golfer

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little
wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I’ve got $500.00 here that
says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this
club. In fact, he hits it 500 yards right down the middle . . . every time!”

Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. After a moment, the newest pro at
the club and the longest hitter in the area spoke up, “I gotta see this!” he
said. “You know, what? I’ll take you up on that wager! Meet you on the first

When they reached the 585-yard par-5 first tee the trainer led the
gorilla to the tee box, put a driver in his hands, set a tee in the ground. The
gorilla did the rest.

Sure enough, he smashed his drive right down the middle and clear out of
sight. When the ball finally came to rest it was on the green — 6 inches from
the cup.

The pro was astonished. “That’s incredible!” he exclaimed. “How did you train
him to hit the ball like that? There’s no need for me to tee off. I couldn’t
beat him with a stick. Here’s your money.”

As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the
trainer and said, “Oh, by the way, how does he putt?”

The trainer responded, “Just like he drives: 500 yards. Right down the middle.
Every time.”