The following are only learned from college

61. You almost forget how to drive.62. You’ll drink anything if it’s free..63. People still cheat, it’s just more technologically advanced.64. You get really good with excuses for skipping class.65. The girl you’re going to marry may live right next door, so keep your stereo down.66. Ordering food at 1 am is a common occurance.67. You never realized how cool you can be.68. TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.69. You realize how great your hell summer job was once you get to work study.70. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.