The Dead Dog
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her
everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and
realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in his bed ”sleeping”.
She called his name, but he didn’t get up. So she took him to the vet and told
the vet that her dog wouldn’t wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ”Your
dog is dead”. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.
The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was
a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back
in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said
again, ”Your dog is dead”.
She was like ”Ok, how much do I owe you?”
The doctor said ”$300”
She said, ”What!?!? How could it cost that much??”
He said ”$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan”