The chinese child

one day a chinese couple wanted to adopt a chinese child so they went on a plane to cina and adopted the chinese child.on there way back on the plane the plane was about to break down,and there were only 2 parachuts and the couple tooke the parachuts and left the child on the plan.when they got home the child was there and the dad said how did you get home so fast. the child replied me chinese me no dumb me hang on to dadys bum dady farts i go zoom and thats how i got home so soon.