Elephant and Prostitute

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.

Prostitute Parrots

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.””What...

$5 prostitute

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: “Fifty dollars!” He...

Prostitute

What is the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A: The prostitute will STOP fucking you when you are dead

Prostitute Parrots

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”...