The Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife (Part II)

16> “Sure you’ll get your figure back — we’ll just search 1985 where you left it.” 15> “Keys are on the fridge, honey. I’ll see you at the hospital...

Trying to get Pregnant…

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months...

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant…

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Pregnant Blonde

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Pregnant Lady

One day a pregnant lady that was expecting triplets was walking through a gangster neighborhood, and was shot three times. When she went to the emergency room, the doctor...

A pregnant Irish women

What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!