Scotch Please

A bartender asks a guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” “A scotch, please.” The guy replied. The bartender gives him the drink and says, “That’s five dollars.”...

3 pints please

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in...

Santa Please Dont Go!

A older girl was waiting for santa to come.When he slid down the chimney and buiseid himself with work.Before he left she stood up and said “Oh santa Please...

Please return Stewardess to original

Please return Stewardess to original upright position.

Keep Your Seat, Please!

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying...

How to Please Your I.T. Department

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it Buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, Dried flowers, bowling...