Pirate Joke

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and...

The Pirate

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eye patch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: How did you get that peg leg? Pirate: Arrr. I...

Lika a Pirate

Yo mama’s like a broke-as* pirate ‘cuz she’s got no booty and she’s looking for her ex.

Pirate and Lost Body Parts

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and...