The perfect pickup line

A marine is sitting at the bar and a striking redhead sits down next to him. He gives her a cursory look, smiles and continues to nurse his beer....

The Perfect Day (according to him and her)

The perfect day according to HER: 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 Light breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best...

The perfect couple

There once was this perfect couple. They decided to get married. They had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. One day this perfect couple went out for a...

The perfect woman!

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks...

Perfect Faith

A postal worker finds an unstamped, poorly written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it’s from an elderly lady, distressed because $100 of her grocery money...

Perfect People

It seems that this perfect man met this perfect woman and they got married. One day on December 24 they were driving down the road and they noticed a...