Pearly Gates

A man dies and goes to heaven. As he’s standing in line, the pearly gates slam open and a man charges out. He’s dressed in a scrub suit and...

A man appears before the pearly gates…

A man appears before the Pearly Gates “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?””

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter...

Bin Ladin at the Pearly Gates

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. “How dare you attack the...

A guy arrives at the pearly gates

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several...