Ants In Yer Pants

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? A: He got pissed off.

Eel in his pants

One day, little jonny asked his mom what intimate relationship was. “Tonight, go into your sister’s room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do....

Signs You’re Too Fat For Your Pants

1.You’ve lost the feeling below your ankles. 2.When you walk you have to waddle like a duck, so you fabricate a story about a knee-injury to dismiss curious nlookers....

Star Wars Pants

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word “Pants” for key words: We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants,...

Small pants

Q: Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small? A: Because they aren’t his!

Came in my pants

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered...