The Top 14 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)

14> Lost and Found? You don’t happen to have any unclaimed testicles lying around, do you? 13> A double please. Mr. Cottontail and I always have more children by...

The Top 14 Things Overheard at the White House Thanksgiving Dinner

14> “And I would like to begin the annual Thanksgiving toast, Mr. President, by recounting the words of one of my favorite Jewish Country and Western songs…” 13> “Mr....

The Top 16 Things Overheard During Saddam’s Trial

16> “Let the record show that the defendant has entered a plea of ‘Not guilty by reason of oppressive tyranny.'” 15> “Seventeen consecutive life sentences? You can do that...