Olympics

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympics team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America!

2012 Olympics

The city of Paris lost the chance to host the 2012 Olympics and they’re very bitter about it. Apparently the Parisians are disappointed because they were looking forward to...

Redneck Olympics

10. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.9. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be...

The Top 15 Reasons You Won’t Be Participating in the Summer Olympics

15> Your mastery of the parallel bars doesn’t include the ability to escape from behind them.14> The IOC still hasn’t forgiven you for what you did in the pool...