Office conduct during the Christmas season

To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry...

Christmas and a day at the office?

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Blonde in the Office

Me: “It’s a phallic symbol.” Blond Secretary in the office: “Ooh! I’d hate to tell you what it looks like!”

When Clinton was running for office he claimed…

When Clinton was running for office he claimed that he had never used marijuana. He admitted to having a joint in his mouth, but explained that he never inhaled....

The Top 20 Signs Your Office is Haunted

20> Well, *somebody* keeps stealing your Yoo-hoo out of the break room refrigerator. 19> Every Casual Friday when Bob from Engineering breaks out the Hawaiian shirt, the Ghost of...

Quips & Quotes on the Office

“We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.” – Switching Supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division Did you ever...