Light mouse work.

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? A: Light mouse work.

Mouse reunion

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Maryland household.”It’s been a long time.” the first said. “How’s everything?” “Great!” the second replied. “I have three brothers in...

Guiness & The Mouse

Some Guinness was spilled on the bar room floor as the pub was closed for the night. Out from his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in...

Mouse On Her Leg!

Your mama is so fat and her jeans are so tight. when she farts, it looks like a mouse ran down her leg.

Blonde on the Computer, the Mouse

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There is cheese in front of the mouse!

Mouse tattoo

There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering intimate relationshipist remarks as to how...