Mother nature

A man and his wife are out playing golf. They tee off and his drive goes to the right while her drive goes to the left. The wife finds...

Mother tells son how

“Mom, how did I get my name?” asked a boy “I name all my children after the first thing I see on the way to the hospital. Like your...

A mother’s dictionary

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.Two-minute warning: When...

Mother in law

A man is walking down the beach one day and he finds a lamp. He gives it a rub and out pops a genie. The genie says “Since you...

A GIFT FOR HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW

Two guys were talking at work. “I’ve got a problem,” said the first one. “What is it?” “My wife has done it to me again. I’m supposed to buy...

Mother In Law

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband...