With a monkey wrench!

Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkey wrench!

Hungry Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey...

Stoned monkey

Their was this monkey in a tree smoking pot this lizard came by and said monkey what are you doing the monkey replied hey man im smoking a doobie...

The smart monkey.

Thomas goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys. He throws a monkey a peanut, the monkey picks it up, sticks it in his rear, pulls it out and...

Monkey Business

(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, Sunday, July 29th, 2001) Let’s say you’re an ape. You’re hanging out, you’ve got cool boots with individual toes. Ape City swings....

What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert…

What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert? ………………..Scewed