Mommy and Daddy

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet...

Mommy and Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the teacher asks Bobby, �What is this animal called?� �I...

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, “So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?”...

“Is that you mommy?”

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. “Is that you mommy?”