yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!
you momas so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in! Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like...
Yo mommas so fat that she was standing at the corner waiting to cross the street and a cop rolled up and said “you two break it up”.
YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THIS ORDER TO STAY OR TO GO?
Your Mommas so hairy, when she gave birth, it took the doctors a week to dig the baby out.