Minute Rice

Your mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Some last minute requests

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that...

At the Last Minute

An elderly man by the name of Mr. MacIntosh was laying on his deathbed, with his son at his bedside. The old man said suddenly, “It’s time! Send for...