Husband that Works at Microsoft

Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives. The first one says, “My husband is an architect. When we make love it has power, it...

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for...

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for...

Microsoft God

Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named, predictably enough, Microsoft God,” and would be available to consumers...

Microsoft to buy the U.S. Government

REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 21, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the...

Q: How many Microsoft

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.