Memory

An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the...

Memory lapse

An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. ”Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t remember my wife’s name....

Lousy Memory

A frustrated wife tells her friend, “I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!” Her friend replies, “Why would you want to divorce him for...

Memory Doctor

As my elderly aunt and uncle strolled downtown one afternoon they run into their old friends. They spend some time discussing this and that when one friend asks my...

Memory Test

Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” is his reply. The doctor...

Memory test

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first old man, “What is three times three?” “It’s 274”, the first man replies....