Redneck Computer Lingo

“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. “Keyboard” —- Place to hang your truck keys....

Computer lingo guide

Floppy disk – What you get from piling too much wood into your wood stove

Computer lingo guide

Windows – What you must shut when the temperature hits 10 below