X-Files Top Ten Lines Never to Be Heard

10. “The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder….I think it wants to phone home.” 9. “Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know, but wouldnt that...

The Top 15 Pickup Lines of the Undead

15> “Your face or mine?” 14> “I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?” 13> “You know, they named that drink after me.” 12> “Is it...

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‘The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word…’ ‘Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?’ ‘I...

New Viagra Product Lines!

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society. According to company spokesman,...

Great lines from job evaluations!

1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won�t be. 3. Works well...

52 WORST PICKUP LINES…

52 WORST PICKUP LINES 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I...