One Liners

Okay, here are a few more: What do parsley & pussy hair have in common? You just brush them aside and keep on eating. Why did God create women?...

Viagra One-Liners

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”...

One liners

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie”. The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”...

HUMOR New 1-Liners

A few choice 1-Liners. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?I intend to live forever – so far, so goodFor Sale: Parachute. Only...

One-liners for kids.

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A: A watchdog! Q: Why do male deer need braces? A: Because they have “buck teeth!”

Biblical one-liners… too cool!

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier...