Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab:...

Light mouse work.

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? A: Light mouse work.

Dogs `n Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab:...

Blondes to Change a Light Bulb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Two to get a chair, one to get drinks, one to get a radio, and another to...

Men & Light Bulbs

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One… Men will screw anything.

Let there be light

yo mamma is so fat that when god said let there be light she moved out of the way