How To Get A Man To Leave

How do you get a man to leave when you want? Ask him about his feelings.


Knock-Knock. Whose there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody wants you here.

Leave the car where?

The Chief and Deputy were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5...

Comeback Before You Leave

If i want to hear from an a******, i’ll fart!