The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom

12. Rabbit: “Fatal Attraction” video 11. Opossum or armadillo: “Roadkill Cafe” T-shirt 10. Porcupine: full-body massage 9. Sparrow: “Hitting Windows for Dummies” 8. Mole: cosmetics from the Cindy Crawford...

The Top 14 Least Successful Fad Diets

14> The Fatkins Diet 13> The Michael Jackson Diet: lamb and veal on a bed of whitefish 12> The Guiltily and Secretly Indulging Every Between-Meals Craving and Believing It’s...

Top 16 Web Sites Least Likely to Prosper

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The Top 15 Least Watched Discovery Channel Specials

15. “Show me the documentary! — The Life Cycle of Catch-Phrases” 14. “Hitler: The Man Who Ruined the Box Mustache” 13. “Tasteful American Architecture — A Termite’s Point of...

The Top 20 Least Successful Restaurant Chains

20> Slippery Slim’s Happy Trails Snail Buffet 19> International House of Pancreas 18> Gandhiburger 17> Day-Old Discount Sushi Emporium 16> NRA Kill It/Grill It Steakhouse 15> Dahmer’s Deli De-Lites...

Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels

Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels 10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age” 9. “How Cujo Got His Groove Back” 8. “Here’s Another One I Cranked Out...