All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don’t cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!...

Things learned from children…

Some things I’ve learned from my children: Super glue “is” forever. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. Pool...

What I Learned From Horror Movies

If you ever find yourself in a horror movie situation…..always remember this. 1. If you say “I’ll be right right back”…….you’re not coming back. 2. If you decide to...

The following are only learned from college

61. You almost forget how to drive.62. You’ll drink anything if it’s free..63. People still cheat, it’s just more technologically advanced.64. You get really good with excuses for skipping...

I’ve learned that it takes years to build…

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that we are

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.