A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer …

A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.

Lawyer and Drunk

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a...

Lawyer at beach

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.Lawyer #1 says, “Boy, wouldn’t you like to screw her?”Lawyer #2 then asks,...

Getting a date as a lawyer

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.The guy said, “It’s simple. I...

Lawyer vs goose

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo

God & A Lawyer

Q: What is the difference between God and A lawyer? A: God doesn’t think of himself as a lawyer.