Programming language acronyms

ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Completly...

Fowl language

Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken? A: For using fowl language.

Farmer’s sign language

A farmer drives across his field one day in his tractor, when half ways across the field the tractor breaks down. “Damn it” he said.He sees his wife in...