Jesus

One Day A Guy Broke Into A Familys House While They Were Out. He Was Creeping Slowly Up The Stairs When He Heard “Jesus Is Gonna Get U!” He...

Jesus is watching You

A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,” a voice said “Huh?, oh well,” the robber said and continued shinning his torch. “Jesus...

Proof Positive That Jesus Was…

“The Three Proofs” Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish 1 – He went into his father’s business. 2 – He lived at home until the age of 33. 3...

Mulitcultural Jesus

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS...

Where’s Jesus?

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids. “Jesus lives in my heart.” “Very good.”...

Jesus is watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his torch around looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a...