Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s...

Moronic instructions

On a hairdryer: ‘Do not use while sleeping.’ On a bag of chips: `You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.’ On a bar of soap: ‘Directions:...

Women’s instructions

WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men – so many reasons not to sleep with any...