Important

Why is it more important for women to be pretty rather than smart? Because men can see better than the they can think. Submitted by calamjo Edited by Glaci

It is more important to know whether there…

It is more important to know whether there will be weather than what the whether will be. — the Whether Man, from The Phantom Tollbooth

Important Passenger

The Pope arrives at JFK and he’s met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says,...